Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary.
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad.
THE LITERAL NEXT LINE IS “NO I’M JUST PLAYING”. Funny how those who are “offended” never seem to mention that.
every single day thin body types are applauded, worshipped and praised
can bigger girls have ONE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you fucking joking right now? This song should send no offense to skinny people whatsoever. There are so many fucking things that glorify being skinny, and now that there is one song, I repeat ONE SONG that says it’s okay to be curvy, or larger, you’re gonna get all fucking offended and bag on it? I don’t think so. It actually says ‘nah I’m just playing’ after the only remotely offensive line in the song. No. No no no. I need to take a breather because this is not fucking okay. Sit the fuck down, shit the fuck up, and let the larger girls be confident about themselves JUST THIS FUCKING ONCE. Thanks.
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP
Omg i’ll smile forever
id cry from happiness i think
that last gif will be me in 3 hours
edit: I was dead wrong
ok lets see what happens
OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED
okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like
poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people
this movie is so good
and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history
and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean
and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs
Fun fact: My cousin directed this movie.
GUYS THE ZIPPER IS STUCK ON MY SPIDERMAN COSTUME IT IS REALLY HOT IN HERE AND MY FAMILY IS NOT HOME SERIOUSLY GUYS IT IS REALLYHOT AND I CAN’T GET IT OFF I’M REALLY WORRIEDWHAT DO I DO?
Fine, I’ll accept my fate.I’ll save you Mailbox!
OH SHIT A DALEK
I didn’t believe in love at first sight until I saw this post.
An anon asked what the Spider-Man post was…